мая 24
The opposite of a happy ending when getting a massage. When you are so relaxed that you shit yourself during the massage.
Dana: Dude, I just had a great massage just now but I need to tip the masseuse big.

Eric: Why, happy ending?

Dana: Nope. Actually, it was the polar opposite. I was so relaxed I shat myself at minute 45.

Eric: Oh dude, crappy ending...
автор: the coMANd'r 27 октября 2014
мая 22
A computer used exclusively for porn.
I have my desktop for work and my family tablet, or as I refer to it, my Jackintosh.
автор: UNSTABLETON_LIVE 18 мая 2015
мая 21
The chicken coop is the house or apartment where you keep all the drugs. (Mainly kilos of cocaine aka "chickens")

You never sleep at the chicken coop or do business there. Noone should know where your chicken coop is except for you.

We call it a chicken coop because that's where you go to lay your chickens down to sleep at night.
"Some fuck boys tried robbing the crib last night. Good thing I had the stash at the chicken coop."

"Got about 4 birds at the chicken coop fam, let me know if you want them take about a hour to get em.

"What's happening g"
"Shit fam at the chicken coop, breaking down these birds right quick"

Man I need to start moving some keys Bruh, got about 7 or 8 chickens all cooped up right now.
автор: Booosiebad 16 мая 2015
мая 20
short for "Downtown LA" or "Downtown Los Angeles"
Girl: Are you in Pasadena yet?
Guy: No I'm still in DTLA, it'll be about 4 more hours.
автор: zooeyville 7 апреля 2010
мая 19
Distance between 50 & 100 yards.
It's down yonder.
автор: Big Shawn 16 мая 2015
мая 18
Ur about to get your ass beat
James: Ur ugly nigga
Nick: Bitch ur about to get these hands!
автор: This kid 16 мая 2015
мая 17
The unfortunate realization that any given time sensitive condition cannot be undone.
I so wish that I didn't run over the kid while I was texting while driving. its just too late for that; can't unring the bell.
автор: Yawa 14 мая 2015

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