авг. 26
What your girlfriend hopes to achieve by "forgetting" to taker her pill, thus guaranteeing that you'll have to spend the rest of your now ruined life with her... or that you'll have to run from the law forever to avoid child support.
I caught my girlfriend flushing her pill and poking holes in all the condoms... I think she wants an anchor baby.
автор: Joshua Sweeney 24 апреля 2006
авг. 25
1) A sarcastic expression used to denote annoyance or frustration.
2) A term used when you just dont give a fuck
3) Look, my dick and balls are bigger than yours.
"Hey let me borrow your car."
"Why don't you borrow deez nuts."
автор: PMR 25 февраля 2003
авг. 24
(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.
"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."
автор: Department of Behavioral Hell 23 августа 2015
авг. 23
Nene's clubbing routine for Thursday, Friday, and Saturday include going to Origin, the Grand, Bootie SF, and when everyone else wants to go home, she rounds up the troops to head to The End Up.

Wow, what a ratchrat.

Dude, i know.
автор: Micro danger 14 августа 2015
авг. 22
That moment when you lose your phone and you immediately freak and start groping your self to find it.
Male: Hey can you call someone for me?
Female; Sure. *looks for phone* Crap! Where's my phone?! *starts to grope self*
Male: Did you start Phone Groping your self?
Female: Yes.
Male: That's hot.
автор: xximsomentalxx 29 января 2011
авг. 21
When a small group or crowed suddenly realizes that someone has emitted a silent but nasty fart and they all look among themselves for facial expressions or body language that might pinpoint the perpertrator.
The group by the bar was festive, but suddenly all was quite, and everyone was looking among themselves with farting glances.
автор: jeffbo 25 мая 2009
авг. 20
Texting nothing but emojis back and forth between a friend or partner. Can sometimes be for humour or usually because you're bored.
Boy: let's play emoji tennis
Girl: ok
Boy: 🍑
Girl: 😐
Boy: 😍😘❓
Girl: 😘😉
Boy: 😊😉
автор: brockthesock 12 августа 2015

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