февр. 25
To say "Bless me" after sneezing. Coming from the word masturbate, but instead of pleasuring themself, the person is blessing themself.
The man who sneezed while alone immediately blessturbated.
автор: theLondonlook 21 февраля 2015
февр. 24
A guy who tries to get with everyone. A player. A guy who will lie to a girl to make them hook up with them or send pics. They think they are the shit when they aren't. A guy who will only date a girl for their body. A total ass. A guy that will make a girl cry and laugh, and a guy who lies when they said I love you
Hey turns out he was a Fuckboi
автор: Know it all 24 января 2015
февр. 23
A well intentioned person who repeatedly agrees to do some type of charity work, but ultimately does not follow through with the commitment, often with an excuse at the last moment.
Mary said she would help with this year's church picnic, but she's such a voluntease, so I'm not holding my breath.
автор: SavvyOpal 15 февраля 2015
февр. 22
What you say under your breath when you do NOT want to eat someone's awful cooking.
I puked when I saw my Aunt's atrocious black lasagna and muttered, "Turn down for lunch!"
автор: Dalegend 15 февраля 2015
февр. 21
Money saved or stored by a non-traditional method (inside of a Shoe Box) without F.D.I.C. protection, enabling easy fee-free banking from a secure private location, usually ones residence.
Penelope was perplexed at her friends concern over ATM fees or government oversight because her Shoe Box Money was self managed.
автор: EastWordz 15 февраля 2015
февр. 20
Recently, many people have been saying "Shots Fired," when someone gives a witty remark or serious burn. Now, if you ever find yourself on the receiving end of one of these burns, you can say "Shots Received."
Evil Friend: "Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory."

You: "Ouch. Shots received."
автор: Skinn Rols 15 февраля 2015
февр. 19
A big complex that has many giant TV screens. Known for overpriced food and drinks, so many people resort to sneaking snacks in
I saw a movie at the movie theater last night. I spent about 50 bucks on snacks alone
автор: xxxxxxxxxxxxseanxxxxxxxxxxxx 15 февраля 2015

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