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Getting grounded from the family computer.
"That's it, you are under mouse arrest mister!" - Your mom after discovering your pornfolio
автор: Jason 8 сентября 2004
A late night summons -- often made via telephone -- to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis.
The student's mother was ignorant of her son's booty calls.
автор: AEAizzle 27 декабря 2005
When your cell phone accidentally calls someone you did not mean to while on your person.
I called her a fucktard. She heard cause my phone butt dialed her.
автор: Laurie 16 января 2004
STFU in the parlance of Yoda. Acronym for "the fuck shut up."
"Stupid your argument is. TFSU you should." - Yoda
автор: JoshVan 22 августа 2007
The female version of jack off: unassisted autoerotic stimulation.
Her boyfriend was out of town, so she got in the hot tub to jill off.
автор: Brown Sugar 18 марта 2003
The opposite of emasculate. To grow one's balls back after they have been shrunken by an especially effeminate activity.
God, the girlfriend dragged me to go see License to Wed... it was terrible. I had to remasculate afterwards by watching Die Hard: The Bloody Retribution.
автор: The C-Man 1 августа 2007
Dried stains of kebab juice, curry sauce or gravy all over your shirt from messy eating.
That's an impressive dinner badge you've got there. What did you eat, pizza?
автор: Upper Class Twit 17 августа 2007