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What happens to you when you start nodding off and then you jerk your head back suddenly. Happens a lot when staying on the computer too long. Very dangerous if driving.
If you didn't get enough sleep, and you're driving, please pull over at the first instance of naplash. If possible, get coffee or walk around, or take a proper nap.

I was trying to play SWG the other night, but one of the people in our group kept disconnectin, and I started sufferin naplash.
автор: Leif 7 апреля 2005
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aka. Mid-youth crisis.

Refers to the numerous personal crises brought on by entering adulthood and being expected to become a responsible, productive member of society. Characterized by first gray hairs/wrinkles, excessive drinking, hanging out with people who are younger in order to feel younger again only to end up looking creepy, extreme fear of all of these things.
Wow, paying back these student loans is really a bitch...they are not helping my quarter life crisis one bit...time to put on my tie and go sit in my cube and play solitaire, I mean, work.
автор: Sunglasses 11 мая 2004
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Literally, "Too long; didn't read"

Said whenever a nerd makes a post that is too long to bother reading.
"omg you postwench. i can only say one thing in response - tl;dr"
"tl;dr...why dont you give up on your unabridged edition of War and Peace or at least stop posting it here?"
автор: DisgruntledJoe 20 ноября 2003
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The act of hitting on women while intoxicated.

Sometimes, when drunkenly talking to a woman and resting your arm on her table, the table will get knocked over.
Man, G had hella son action before he went to talk to that chick. Look at him over there, knockin' over tables.
автор: L 16 января 2005
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Plugging one nostril by placing the index finger on it while blowing out the other one in order to discharge nasal mucus on the ground. The "farmer snort" is a quick, efficient way to blow your nose. Unfortunately, it's also a quick, efficient way to guarantee you won't get a second date either.
Damn, Frank was pretty glued when he was at Mike's house. First he farted out loud, then he did a farmer snort on the living room carpet. Mike dial toned him on the spot.
автор: Frank Klaune 1 мая 2005
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The kind of vehicle you own when you can't afford a car.

Your feet.
Girl: "What kind of car you got?"
Guy: "Chevrolegs."
Girl: "Loser!"
автор: Nick Berg's Head 4 июня 2004
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The ice cube that ends up on the floor when you break a new tray of ice.
"What about the icescapee? Oh, don't worry- the dog will get it!"
автор: John Moore 24 апреля 2005
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