I was trying to play SWG the other night, but one of the people in our group kept disconnectin, and I started sufferin naplash.
Refers to the numerous personal crises brought on by entering adulthood and being expected to become a responsible, productive member of society. Characterized by first gray hairs/wrinkles, excessive drinking, hanging out with people who are younger in order to feel younger again only to end up looking creepy, extreme fear of all of these things.
Said whenever a nerd makes a post that is too long to bother reading.
"tl;dr...why dont you give up on your unabridged edition of War and Peace or at least stop posting it here?"
Sometimes, when drunkenly talking to a woman and resting your arm on her table, the table will get knocked over.