мая 1
The special kind of drunk you only get as a female member of a wedding party. The kind where you wake up the next day in a pretty dress, missing your shoes, smeared with someone else's lipstick and unable to remember how you made it home after a wedding or stagette.
"Why do I feel so awful and whose panties are these?" "Dude, you got bridesmaid wasted."
автор: idnami 29 марта 2015
апр. 30
When someone does something really stupid.
You got to be fist fucking me
автор: fishfarmer1972 30 марта 2015
апр. 29
When you can't choose what to watch on Netflix so you keep switching from thing to thing
Last night I was being so Netflix bipolar I was watching saw,grease , and comic book men at the same time
автор: Chels_ty 30 марта 2015
апр. 28
A one reply bitch is someone who replies with simple words like: "yeah, okay, cool, nice, alright, yep, whatever, nope," etc
John: "My damn girlfriends mad, she keeps replying with okay"
Steve: "She seems like a big one reply bitch"
автор: LittleDumpling 13 марта 2015
апр. 27
adj., A person who has a limited posterior. One who cannot fill out a pair of jeans.
That there is a sad case of lackoass.
автор: stageguy 25 февраля 2011
апр. 26
The sense of let down after your cat, dog, or spouse does not recognize your fart with as much enthusiasm as you were feeling it deserved.
I was suffering from post fartum depression when Whiskers only lazily looked up and closed her eyes.
автор: Ae5Ea8 3 февраля 2015
апр. 25
To offer prayer as a concrete solution to a problem. To, literally, run the issue "up the ladder" and wait for God to figure it out, thereby relieving you of taking any real action.
I asked the director off my daughter's school if we could switch teachers. She smiled and told me she would pray about it. She totally pray punted the issue.
автор: Witty mommy 3 сентября 2014

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