Slang for Pap Smear, i.e. a screening test used in gynecology to detect cancer in the cervix.
A hulking woman with a dyed-blonde crew cut walks into a gynecologists office, jumps on the examining table and puts her feet in the stirrups. Her large, hairy hoohoo growls at the doc.
"What'll it be, Miss?", asks the doctor.
"Give me a papper with the works!" says the bull dyke.