Not to confused with Meadowbrook or Jenkintown despite the identical zip code, Rydal, is a small
town made up with Jews who have
nice cars, go to the private school located near by, not Abington High
School, who wear too much juicy couture, designer threads, have fake
noses, can get lots
of drugs, and whatever else they wish
in their desperate boring lives to come.
"Today, I'm going to Smith
its Yom Kippur, but my dad has to pick up his Benz
in Ft. Washington. Hey wanna get Starbucks with me in the mean time?"