34 definitions by Gadget King

Top Definition
A person that always jumps to conclusions, no matter what is meant or said.
Julie is such a conclusionist, when I told her I would like to look at cars, she jumped to the conclusion that I want to buy another car.
автор: Gadget King 25 сентября 2011
A fart that does not totally leave the body, running up and down the intestines and partially releases itself
I had some gabbage last night, now i have an attack of ass grunts
автор: Gadget King 18 января 2011
The act of uncontrollable bowel movement due to the ingestion of anything that promotes diarrhea.
I had a major shitfit (n)

after drinking polluted water.
автор: Gadget King 17 ноября 2011
After having had too much wine, people tend to start complaining about a lot of things.
A group of housewines having a few bottles of wine, got all worked up about their husbands and lapsed into whinery.
автор: Gadget King 12 января 2011
A slang phrase telling somebody "no ways, my mate".
A friend of mine asked me if he could borrow my car. Since I had no mind of doing so, I answered:

kiss my nuts, my friend!
автор: Gadget King 19 января 2011
a male sex organ, used for urination and pleasurable indulgencies
after severe fondling, my sucking valve was cocked for action and my girlfriend utilised my sucking valve to its full potential
автор: Gadget King 18 января 2011
Any area in a city or town where sex workers congregate to be picked up.
Tommy was feeling very lonely so he went to the hozone to pick up a woman.
автор: Gadget King 17 января 2011

Бесплатная ежедневная рассылка

Введите адрес Вашей электронной почты, чтобы бесплатно получать от нас Слово Дня каждое утро!

Электронные письма отправляются с адреса daily@urbandictionary.com. Мы никогда не будем отсылать Вам нежелательную почту.