977 definitions by Gumba Gumba

A field day for the press to rag on about what modern entertainment is doing for our kids. See speculation. In the end, only retards believe their lies. Or maybe just there are too many people like me whining about their lies for even retards not to notice.


Moral is "Do unto others"
If you're a jock, make sure the kids you pick on are too retarded to know how to work a gun.
автор: Gumba Gumba 21 февраля 2004
pub
Commonly used shorthand for "Public House". Pubs are non-membership bars serving all sorts of alcoholic beverages. Most commonly found in the British Isles or Eire.
Let's go on a pub crawl!
автор: Gumba Gumba 25 февраля 2004
Being both Intelligent, and being able to tap all one's intelligence at the right time.


Also, something that is brilliant, and temporarily eludes description due to it's awesomeness.
"True genius resides in the capacity for evaluation of uncertain, hazardous, and conflicting information."

--Churchill


I is teh genie arse.
автор: Gumba Gumba 21 марта 2004
German sportswear companu founded by Adolf (ADI) Dassler (DAS) (1900-1978). Early pioneer of football (or soccer, whatever you want to call it) shoes for the field. It lead the world in post-war years up until the seventies. Unlike Nike, it was not created for street wear and is not known as a poser brand. Charactorised by "the three stripes".
All day I dream about sex is not German, you dickheads.
автор: Gumba Gumba 22 февраля 2004
(n.) penis

(n.) random, thoughtless drawings on whatever topics happen to be flowing through the artisits' head. Often done to relieve boredom.
"Homer, I can see your doodle!" - Ned Flanders


"I was so bored at work today. I just burned time doodling caracatues of my colleagues. I gave my boss a tail."
автор: Gumba Gumba 5 августа 2004
Second wife of John Lennon. Often blamed for the break-up of the Beatles when infact she just happened to be there. This is called yoko syndrome
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автор: Gumba Gumba 24 февраля 2004
British slang. A pub crawl is where a group of people will try to visit as many pubs as possible in one night, having a set number of alcoholic beverages in each.
The most famous pub crawl is over the christmas holiday. The objective is to have one pint in each of 27 pubs that are nearest to each station on the distinctly beer-bottle shaped circuit.
автор: Gumba Gumba 25 февраля 2004

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