Certain species of Seal
are naturally resistant
training by humans. This is due to their
wild, savage nature.
However, with some patience
and a steady supply of fresh fish, most seals *can* be trained.
A human seal trainer
is said to have "broken the seal
" when the Seal
correctly fetches a chilled beverage, such as a Moslon
Golden or perhaps a delicious Molson Dry from the polar ice, in exchange for a handful of anchovies.
Anchovies are delicious.
Carlsson: Ya hey der, Ole!
Ole: Hey der!
Carlsson: Say den, it looks like you've finally
done break the seal den der!
Ole: Oh, ya! He'll only retrieve for me a light beer though. I think
he's trying to tell me I'm too fat!
Carlsson: Well heck
der, Ole! You did have the double
helpin' of Martha's lutefisk and potatoes, ya know!