Land of the pleasant living. A place
revered by some
, and looked down
upon by the rest of the world. It’s
that contains a breed
of unique manifestation and cultural diversity. Though
to be full of illiterate, trashy, postcard-prostitutes, drug trafficking children, and irresponsible, shit-poor, citizens, Dundalk is home
of the finest, well reformed, ambitious and articulate people who walk this
you can only grow
up in and feel at home
move in and adapt to just like that. There is your fair share of crack head, corner yelling, Xbox stealing, worthless entities of matter, but the whole
world can’t be Canada *why else
do we hate them?* The truth
is Dundalk has just become the epitome
of everyone else
’s disdain for their
own disorders that they have no motivation or understanding of how to solve. *You can’t feel as bad if you place
someone lower than
yourself.* There is plenty of rich history and interesting
figures and lots of weed. Weed is good
a refuge for those who are more
living how they wish rather than
conforming into the image
of their community
and appearing as some
picture perfect society
that has holes forming from
the inside out. The only
holes Dundalk has is the slight blemish of ill-natured, AC/DC
shirt wearing, alcoholics with their
novelty trucker hats who are more than
eager to talk in front
of a news camera about
how he sometimes enjoys a good
2 or 20 brewskis
and walks around his front
yard naked as a form of expression. Dundalk is simply a conspiracy to those who are afraid of their
own troubles and prefer to use their
negative eye to stare into the common city qualms of this
Noted people : Kevin Clash of Turners Station, Inventor of Elmo.
Rudy Gay, NBA player.
Calvin Hill, NFL running back and father to NBA player Grant Hill.
Michael S. Kearns
of Old Inverness, 1st man to parachute over all 7 continents.
Buckey Lasek, Pro Skateboarder.
E.J. Pipkin, a member of Maryland State Senate.
Perry Hall Guy: "Man I've been
tryna get high for like 5 days now, there ain't no bud around here."
Guy: "Shit, I have 53 numbers on speedial to get gaunj in any area at any time."
Perry Hall Guy: "Shiiiiit."
Howard County Kid: "Those kids look like they're from Dundalk
, lets fuck
kids: "Nigga please, all I gotta do is blow this whistle and Rudy Gay will fly from
the sky and smash yo ass."