11 definitions by Jack Meough

Bung hit is when you pass gas in such a manner and circumstance that the victim must breath the fumes or suffocate themselves.
Skip gave Buffy a Bung Hit in a Dutch-Oven. Then Buffy moved out.
автор: Jack Meough 18 марта 2010
Pedophiles Enjoying Twink's Anuses
I saw slick Willy at the PETA rally with a blond twink in tow.
автор: Jack Meough 17 февраля 2012
A bong is a specific type of water pipe. The body of the bong is the defining characteristic: the chamber is large, and placed over the mouth, a pipe stem is mounted hear the bottom, and bubbles through usually water to cool the smoke. The design originated in ancient SE Asia.
Bongs cool smoke, but also remove some THC.
Used bong water has a very bad smell similar to feline urine.
"A bong does not use hoses as a hookah does."
автор: Jack Meough 25 апреля 2010
A bung-hit is when person A (receiver) seals their lips around persons B's (giver) anus. Then person A passes gas and person B inhales deeply and holds their breath.

Offering, or suggesting, that someone receive a bung-hit is considered to be a vulgar insult to many; and therein lies its value in communication.
In a sarcastic and obnoxious tone:
"Hey, why don't you plant your lips around my anus and I will fart and you inhale deeply. Have you ever had a bung-hit before?"
автор: Jack Meough 24 апреля 2010
A Tofu-Fart is bowel gas escaping from a vegetarian rectum, when the attached vegan biomass presumably ate tofu. Vegetarians mistakenly believe their farts don't stink.
I told that Tofu-farting vegan to pick me up two Whoppers with cheese at Burger King, and I would let her have the lettuce and pickle.
автор: Jack Meough 3 апреля 2010
Double Entry Method of accounting is taught to Accounting students; the sick-minded amongst which realize an opportunity to help coeds with their homework.

The innuendo is double penetration of multiple, usually female, orifices by an erect male penis (AKA throbbing hot cock).
Joe said to Sally, "Let me come over and help you with your homework. I am an expert in the double entry method." Sally learned what half-n-half was, but still flunked accounting.
автор: Jack Meough 20 марта 2010
Is a condition in humans characterized by an odor of feces hovering around the person. Causes are particulate farts, lack of hygiene, poor wiping, anal seepage, excess rectal hair.
A chick on the subway had a T-shirt with a bar of soap and the words "Rub me on your butt!" She was making a fashion statement against stink-ass.
автор: Jack Meough 24 апреля 2010

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