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636 definitions by Jake

 
57.
a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
автор: Jake 25 февраля 2004
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58.
polite medical term for the condition where you can't maintain an erection sufficient for penetration intercourse to orgasm
I explained that I had erectile dysfunction so she gave me the best blow-job I ever had.
автор: Jake 1 февраля 2004
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59.
im really,really,really stoned eg i have been smokin lots of weed and am felling the affects strongly
john sed"im high as a motherfucker"
автор: jake 14 июня 2006
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60.
pussy lips, cunt, pussy, snatch, slash, etc
I'd like to plow her furrow with my dick.
автор: Jake 1 марта 2004
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61.
a myth perpetuated by 2 groups:

1)men with short penis'

2)women married to men with short penis' , women, that is, who don't want their guy to feel inadequate
Nancii said that size doesn't matter, but she also has said that she prefers a thick stiff one, good and far up inside her.
автор: Jake 24 марта 2004
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62.
Less offensive than shit, more offensive than poop.
(In front of parents) "I just stepped in dog crap!
автор: Jake 31 марта 2005
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63.
the condition where kidnapping victims sympathize with, grow attached to, identify with, or otherwise feel affection toward their abductor(s).
She didn't want to testify against the man that kidnapped her because she suffered from Stockholm syndrome.
автор: Jake 31 декабря 2003
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