A Missourian "village" with
less than 2 entire people living there. Sibley consists of:
A power plant
The "best" place in the world
3 miles away from the hip and happening town of Buckner (they have an entire 2,000 people!)
Gotta love Missouri. MO. .. .. Missouruh. Never come here, please.
*Picks up phone to call and ask for directions*
"How do you get there?"
"Well, you're gonna go north by some orchard *notices HUGE FUCKING SIGN ABOUT
ORCHARD 2 miles north* .. then turn right and right again by "the big yellow
building" <--- this is proof that you've entered Hicksville. People here don't use street names, they use "the yellow
"So, how's Sibley?"