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1 definition by Nobodylikesfreeloadingshitface

 
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1: Those who just got laid off, and need to feed their family; are going to college and had their significant other leave them with a child; or those that are working 2-3 jobs and are trying their best to support their family but its not enough.

2: The redneck inbreds that dropped out of high school and are already losing their teeth before the age of 30, buy an entire cart full of groceries with food stamps, and then another cart full of 24 pack cases of beer, and then ask for 2 cartons of cigarettes, which they pay with their own money.

3: The majority of food stamp users, of course, are the ones who come in their massive sunglasses, talking on bluetooth, acting as if they are too important to even treat the cashier as a human being, then after clicking their mile long nails that they get done at the salon every week, they reach in their Gucci brand purse and pull out a foodstamp card, only to call it "EBT" in hopes of no one in the line knowing they're on food stamps. After paying no attention to the cashier whatsoever, they stop their conversation on the phone about "Taqueishas baby daddy" to tell the cashier they want several BlacknMilds, with a pack of Swishers.

After hauling off their $600 order of crab legs, Filet mignons, and several 40 ounce bottles of beer, they shove their 3-5 kids into their Escalade equipped with spinning rims and 12" subwoofers and speed in the parking lot, rattling the eardrums of everyone.
Me: How are you?

Type 1: Great(:

Me: is it going to be credit or debit?

Type 1: Food stamps ):
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Me: How are you?

Type 2: ...

Me: Credit or debit sir?

Type 2: *chews tobacco* Foo-stes.

Me: Have a great day.

Type 2: ...

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Me: How are you?

Type 3: Yeh I told you bout dat bitch on Maury wuz a hoe! Dint I tell you dat gurl?

Me: Im sorry?

Type 3: I aint tawkin to yew.

Me: Oh Im sorry.

Type 3: TYRESE GET OVER HERE! WURR DA HAYL IS YO BROTHAH!?

Type 3: Shaquanquan put dese crablegs on the register, I gotta go find yuh sistah, Im bout tah beat her azz.

*10 minutes*

Me: Is your mom coming back?

Shaquanquan: IUNNO!! GIMME DOSE SKITTLES!!!!!!

Me: Here buddy.

*Mom returns, still on the bluetooth, while carrying two screaming toddlers in her arms*

Type 3: She a hoe gurr, SHAQUANQUAN WUT I TELL YOU BOUT DAT CANDY!! WE GOT BAGS OF IT AT HOME!

Me: Credit or debit ma'am?

Type 3: Debit.

*register error*

Me: I'm sorry ma'am was it credit or debit?

Type 3: Ebt, anyways shaquendria I got interrupted.

Me: Have a great day.

Type 3: ASCUSE ME, I WANT MY STUFF DOUBLE BAGGED, AND DINT YOU HEAR ME? I SAID I WAN SOME BLACKNMILDS.

Me: Sorry, have a wonderful day.

Type 3: *Snatches receipt* TYRESE GET OVAH HERE! IM BOUT TAH LEAVE YO AZZ!

*6 kids gather from various spots and gather round the 300 pound behemoth of a mother, who is now talking about how Oprah should run for president.*
автор: Nobodylikesfreeloadingshitface 14 мая 2011
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