The incredibly rare offspring produced as a result of Kroughupting.
Due to the nature of the haploid cells being from two separate species, the zygote formed can have up to 4 chromosomes defining attributes such as sex. In accordance to relativity this would mean that other attributes of the two parent gametes are either foregone or under-developed producing a misshapen and often short-lived creature with no resemblance to either parent. (see Jade Goody).
1. "My husband and I found a Krougshnapt the other day trying to scratch its head but instead it kept poking itself in what can only be described as its nose-eye."
2. Due to the poor genetic fabric of a Krougshnapt, they tend to not live for more than 30 years at maximum.
I offer a three pronged attack.
After all: "Education, Education, Education"- Tony Blair's 1997 New Labour Manifesto promise.
Labour: Generally Poor Supporters. Believe in re-distribution of income from the wealthy to give all walks of life equality of opportunity.
Conservatives: Generally Wealthy Supporters. Believe that whilst an equality of opportunity is important, people have worked hard to earn what they do and should not lose up to 50% of their hard earned income for it to be spent on a lost cause who gets pregnant at 13 as it is easier to claim benefits than find employment.
Chavs: Britain's new pandemic; courtesy of the Labour party's social policies.
Labour's Grand Idea: "Hey, I know, if we want to give every one an equality of opportunity, let's bring the standard down to such a dire state that it'll be easy to achieve. BRRUUUP BRRUP"