34 definitions by Pipe Downn

A list of things which a gay man wants to get done on a particular day.

This will typically include:
Sex acts of a radical manner, likely to cause the gradual destruction of western civilisation
Acts of social and political subversion, likely to cause the gradual destruction of western civilisation
Acts of general campness, indicative that the gradual destruction of western civilisation is already underway
My Big Gay Agenda (TUESDAY)

Breakfast. Brush teeth.
Engage in act of farage with postman (or rent boy if no letters delivered)
Open mail.
Write to Prime Minister of Great Britain, demanding an end to serfdom, and the head of Judge Jefferies.
Write to President of U.S., demanding end to death penalty, and/or Texas.
Shopping.
Flounce. Mince. Preen.
Say "Oo, I don't know where that draught's coming from, Ducky, but I can tell you where it's going to!"
Undertake complete interior redesign of house (someone else's).
Lunch.
автор: Pipe Downn 21 июня 2011
What people say when caught in the act of doing something ludicrously stupid or otherwise wack.

It implies that the criticism their acts receive is due not to their own stupidity and naffness, but instead to some unexplained enmity on the part of whoever points it out.
Cornell is walking along the street with a set of clunky gold caps on his teeth, rendering himself almost unable to speak.

Bystander: What the fuck is that idiot doing with those pieces of metal in his mouth?

Cornell: Haters gonna hate

Bystander: Wait - now your trousers have fallen down completely!

Cornell: Haters gonna hate, fule, haters gonna hate
автор: Pipe Downn 12 июня 2011
A bottom which is naughty.

Used particularly in the context of flatulence.
(Gentleman breaks wind)

Gent: Oh BAD ASS!!! BAD ASS!!!

(Gent spanks self on posterior: not hard enough to cause permanent dysfunction, but firmly enough to punish.)
автор: Pipe Downn 9 октября 2008
A sex act similar to the act of roughage, but passive, and involving bank clerks.
M'lud, the prosecution will show that the defendant, on the night of December 10th, did indeed engage in an act of farage - and that he was moreover no stranger to the practice of faraging.
автор: Pipe Downn 21 июня 2011
Adjective used as a general insult.

This should be avoided in polite usage, as it is insulting, implying that the person in question is an homosexual.
Get a grip with your dress sense, you look fucking gay.
автор: Pipe Downn 28 ноября 2009
To have total sex: to have sex with everything.
Some people like to have sexual intercourse with individuals.

But I am bigger than that.

I will do nothing less than fuck all.
автор: Pipe Downn 30 марта 2009

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