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4 definitions by SMoorhen

 
1.
The 'London finger' comprises the act of showing one's middle finger to another individual, shortly after saying something smarmy about how great London is. Prior to the giving of the middle digit however, the finger is fully inserted into one's anus whilst bragging about the nation's capital.
I suggested to Simon that we play some tennis in Oxford this weekend. He replied that Oxford didn't have the same range and calibre of lunchtime restaurants as the place where he lived, then gave me the London finger.
автор: SMoorhen 6 января 2014
 
2.
'Having been hit with the auti-stick' is an explanation for the behaviour of those socially odd individuals deemed to be on the autistic spectrum.
Russell can be a bit fucking weird can't he, do you think he's on the spectrum?

For sure, someone hit him with the auti-stick a long time ago.
автор: SMoorhen 28 января 2014
 
3.
Drinking of tea prior to casual sex with a shemale.
Dave: You hear Tim went and shagged some random chick with a dick?

Matt: No way, d'you think they had teamale?

Dave: He did say something about oolong in the assam.
автор: SMoorhen 17 апреля 2014
 
4.
Uncomfortable tingling sensation in the penis/scrotum following over-enthusiastic use of a menthol-based shower gel product. The closest feeling to menstruation that men can experience.
Tom: Mate, my balls are on fire over here.

Greg: You used my shower gel? How's it feel to menthstruate for the first time?

Tom: It feels like my balls are on fire.
автор: SMoorhen 19 февраля 2014