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7 definitions by Snark Chariot

 
1.
The act of working oneself into a tizzy over impending severe weather, as by a meteorologist.
The weatherman was exhausted after a weekend of intense forecasturbation.
автор: Snark Chariot 20 января 2011
 
2.
Enjoying oneself immensely, but in a calm, cool way; succeeding at life; indulging in the spoils of victory.
Q: "Hey, man — how you doing?"
A: "I'm spoilin' like a mofo, bro."

Surrounded by gorgeous women, with a Chateaubriand on his plate and a 15-year-old Scotch in his glass, the impeccably dressed, tanned and well-rested man was spoiling.
автор: Snark Chariot 7 марта 2013
 
3.
(noun) The state of needing to urinate as much and as often as you drink, with an immediacy that seems to increase with every sip; generally associated with binge-drinking over a long period of time. See also: Breaking the Seal.
After six Red Hooks, three double Jamesons, an unfortunate shot of Patron and a fru-fru drink I finished while my date was in the bathroom, I have at last achieved peequilibrium. Please escort me to the nearest hospital or detox center, thank you.
автор: Snark Chariot 12 сентября 2012
 
4.
A complex medical procedure involving the removal of one's head from one's ass.
My good friend is having a craniosphinctalectomy today. I hope everything comes out well.
автор: Snark Chariot 20 марта 2014
 
5.
(n.) an over-the-top display or suggestion of sexual promiscuity by a female who is still a virgin. (From "hymen," the physiological mark of virginity, and "hubris," excessive pride or self-confidence.)
"The unmitigated hybris of that cheerleader is astounding."
"For a woman with no sexual experience whatsoever, she shows tremendous hybris."
автор: Snark Chariot 25 августа 2014
 
6.
The act of dropping a turd in the toilet and having water splash up on your ass.
I just got back from potty surfing and my ass is soaked!
автор: Snark Chariot 3 ноября 2011
 
7.
(v.) To bring home a crown, i.e., win a championship. Ascend to the throne. Reign victorious.
( INSERT SPORTS TEAM ) is in the business of housing crowns, pal.
All I do is house crowns.
автор: Snark Chariot 26 августа 2014