9 definitions by albert brady

A euphemism for semen.
1.

Lizzy: Becky I did NOT like the taste of his high fructose porn syrup! It tasted like BOOGERS!

Becky: Yeah Beck I told you, all he eats are McDonalds Angus Third-Pounders, he's bound to taste like shit...and how do you know what boogers taste like?

2.

Dude Peter North absolutely COATED Tawnee Stone with his high fructose corn syrup. She had to use half a bottle of Pert Plus to get it out of her hair. I'll bet she had sweet dreams that night...if you know what I mean.
автор: Albert Brady 15 января 2010
When one is utterly drenched in sweat, and subsequently lies on a porous surface (such as a wooden deck) for a substantial amount of time. The resulting outline of a human figure resembles a snow angel, but instead of being an imprint in snow, is of dark mark made of sweat.
So I went for a 94 minute run, and it was like 94 degrees out. When I got home, I laid down on my deck and made an AWESOME Jamaican snow angel.
автор: Albert Brady 6 мая 2009
She + vehicle = shehicle.

When you have a TSF (totally sexual friend), and she is female, she can be described as your shehicle. Like a vehicle, you ride in her, and driver her around.
Man, Sally and I aren't dating, she's just my shehicle. I drive that shit like twice a week.
автор: Albert Brady 4 апреля 2009
bopro is an abbreviation for "Boner Protection," which is what is needed when one fears getting hard in a public place. Bopro suppresses or conceals any type of wood that might come one's way.
Examples of good bopro are compression shorts, heavy jeans, and wearing one's backpack on one's front.

Dude, I totally got a random boner is English yesterday. Good thing my denim carpenter pants serve as sufficient bopro.
автор: Albert Brady 27 марта 2009
Money one unknowingly spends, or will spend while blacked out.
Yeah son, I got paid last thursday, went to the Sigma Phi party that night with two grand in my wallet, and woke up the next morning in Michelle's bed with 800 dollars gone. LaShawn told me we went to Foxwoods and I blew it all on the slot machines. With the blackout bucks I lose, I should probably just not carry money around anymore.
автор: Albert Brady 14 января 2010
1. A term traditionally used for those who are affiliated with the ocean and work on the sea.

2. A new, yet quickly growing sex-procedure in which, when a man blows his load in his bitch's mouth, yells, "YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!" This phrase is from the popular childrens' game, "Battleship."
Dude, I was getting head from Victoria yesterday when I decided to pull "The Mariner." It didn't turn out so well though...I don't think she'll come back for any more of my salt water.
автор: Albert Brady 24 марта 2009
The act of titty-fucking a girl the first time you hook up with her.
Andy: watsup bra?

David: nothin' special, but I totally pulled a zee-cutlah last night and came all over Sara's chest.

Andy: Shit, dude.

David: She was cool with it though, we're hanging out tomorrow night, but it sucks since you can only zee-cutlah a girl once.
автор: Albert Brady 5 августа 2009

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