A dangerous and highly articulate disease that affects the central nervous system for about half an hour each day. It enters the body through the ears and eyes and attaches itself to the boringopiate receptors in the brain causing symptoms similar to a large injection of heroin in some people. However the disease affects people differently. It can cause anxiety, a distortion of reality, sweating, homosexuality, skin irritation, and mild death in others. Recommended treatment consists of several large doobies, and a box set of Family guy
Fox JK is scared of catching Eastenders.
1. Hanging out playing music
2. Generally having a bit of a laugh
3. A weed smoking game where you listen to Marley's song Jammin and have a toke every time he says Jammin. You gonna need a bigger spliff white boy, he says it a helluva lot!
1. We were jammin since Steve took his guitar and Agyness brought the washboard.
2. We were jammin, 'twas fun!
3. We were playing Jammin and my seester puked all over herself, and when Dereck tried to move her she puked on him then at hospital she came too and freaked out so much they put her back to sleep. She can't take deh weeeeeeed.
the hedgehogs sidekick
A little brown 2 tailed fox
A very clever little chap who's good with mechanical things
Probably a stoner
now due to being easily influenced
Can use his 2 tails to fly
TAILS: Hey! I heard smoking was bad for you
GROUNDER: No it's not! Try it
TAILS: Cough! Wow, you're right! This green tobacco is the shit!
An awesome vehicle. A behemoth in spirit but not necessarily in size.
The greatest car/plane/boat/thing you have ever driven.
The B52 was a real tits machine!
Nissan skyline, now that's a tits machine!
My cousins boat is a tits machine!
The neighbours kid has this fisher price push-kart that is a real tits machine!
1. A kart that you push
2. Somebody else's car that you overheard about in a conversation
3. Your own car as insulted by your neighbour
4. You, you fucking push-kart
1. "Hey that kid has a small kart and he is pushing it, but what, oh what do you call that kart?"
"It is called a push-kart my dear sir."
"Thank you Mabel, for now I am more educated than ever."
2. "Hey that guy's ..... his car......yeah a push-kart........it is.. yeah..."
3. "Your car is a push-kart you fucking divv!!!"
"What the fuck do you mean you little shit?"
"Go on urbandictionary you twat and figure out for your-fucking-self!"
4. "That's right, you heard me you push-kart"
A ditch. A really nasty thing to fall in when walking home plaestered from the pub.
"I was walking home and I fell in the jeeeg, I was so plaestered!"
The use of text/msn language in speech. Amazingly infuriating to people who never do it. Dangerously contagious. Does not go down well in job interviews, essays (except those on the decline of the english language), speeches and other activities associated with importance. Mostly used by wankers and pretenshioush ironic wankers (by the way, I only spelled it wrong on purpose to make you feel better), hence the name, wank-speech.
1. Billy "Your mum will be another notch on my bedpost, LOL!!!!"
Jim "You are an utter cock, Billy"
2. Billy "So what's the matter?"
Jim "Everybody hates you. What do you say to that?"
3. Jim "I ate your pie."
Billy "WTF Jim?!"
4. Jim "Do you think you're cool? You're not."
Billy "STFU Jim!"
5. Jim "If you are too busy to use actual words when you speak you should consider giving up on speech altogether you wanker. Save your wank-speak for msn. Especially megalolz."