(adj.) The epitome of creepiness
often resulting in various forms of sexual harassment, severe uneasiness, restraining orders, and the urge for spontaneous uncontrollable vomiting for members of the opposite sex.
What the hell is that
guy's problem?!? He keeps staring
at my ass, ughhhh... he's got some serious Jerry-ness.
An overweight, balding, middle-aged man was working out at Planet Fitness in his complimentary
white PF T-shirt that
he wears everytime he steps foot in the gym that
he somehow believes is being used to show off his 250lb solid
fat physique, and while he tells everyone within
radius how their form is off despite him not being able to perform
a single pull-up, he then
catches a glimpse
of a female on an eliptical machine, which causes him to drop everything he is doing and instantaneously flip
the switch into hardcore creep mode where his jerry-ness will
cause him to uncontrollably stare
at a girl (regardless of age or how far out of his league she may be) to the point of creepiness nirvana where the victim will
usually either run for help or kill herself in an attempt to escape said stare
of Jerry-ness and Mr. Creeper himself with
be in complete contempt
in embracing his off the charts Jerry-ness.