26 definitions by maddy

the computer cheap people buy. it sucks, is slow and insanely complex. science mags say macs are better. seriously.
sally: my windows kept crashing on me last night while i was trying to make a movie and simultaneously download from itunes
bob: thats because windows suck for anything visual or audio. buy a mac. conform!
автор: maddy 14 января 2004
A guy hu wears hats and lives in s/bridge. he likes eying up the local lamposts
I am N***** and i am a lampost wanka
автор: maddy 5 октября 2004
Piece of shit... god it's soooo sexy!
Worst (yet somehow the most awesome) car ever!
My mom went 100 in a Daewoo in Kansass City
автор: maddy 19 октября 2004
a term used by parents when dealing with over emotional teenagers, to be rid of once said teenagers are of age.
I cannot wait until Jamie grows up and finds somewhere else to fuck off to.
автор: maddy 18 июня 2004
somthing this retarded little blonde kid made up whose sitting right next to me as im typing saying "ay ay" like a damn canadian on crack
a frozen liquid or a fake me out versions of male genetalia
автор: Maddy 14 июня 2003
A piece of cloth that is taken far too seriously.

A false idol.
Teacther: Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaasssssssseeeeee stand up for the pledge...my son is in the military!
Me: Dude, its a piece of cloth...not your son... cill out.
автор: maddy 25 марта 2005
my answer to every question my teacher asks
Fat fuck misra:who started the revolution?
Me:Jesus on a stick
автор: Maddy 14 июня 2003

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