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30 definitions by mike comanche

 
8.
A female who cums very quickly.
Once I get my tongue on Cris's clit, she cums right away -- what a minutemaid!
автор: Mike Comanche 5 марта 2009
 
9.
Non-drinker & non-smoker.
Jeff is a non-droker
автор: Mike Comanche 10 марта 2009
 
10.
Oral sex that ends in orgasm without intercourse.
Sarah: I forgot to take my birth control.

Chris: We could do some home-made oral contraception.
автор: Mike Comanche 10 марта 2009
 
11.
Fried or poached egg on a toasted onion bagel.
I'd rather have a Jew egg than an Egg McMuffin!
автор: Mike Comanche 4 марта 2009
 
12.
When an ugly chick acts super slutty, but, still can't get anyone to fuck her.
Connie was being slutterly ridiculous at the bar last night.
автор: Mike Comanche 10 марта 2009
 
13.
Porn that God watches.
CLARENCE: Mike, why do you watch porn?

MIKE: I only watch Godporn.

CLARENCE: What's Godporn?

MIKE: Porn that God watches.

CLARENCE: God doesn't watch porn!

MIKE: I thought you said, "God sees everything".

CLARENCE: Well, He does.

MIKE: Well, I just want to be like God.
автор: Mike Comanche 12 марта 2009
 
14.
Extreme dislike of lesbians.
I'm lezbophobic. I HATE lesbians because they won't let me FUCK them. But, I LOVE bi chicks!
автор: Mike Comanche 10 марта 2009