Wife: that person
you see every
day in traffic
at the same time, or same intersection because of your similar path to work.
While in most cases, this could be someone you find attractive, it may not always follow that
rule (after all, you only
get to see them from the torso up)
Joe: "Man, I haven't seen my "commute wife" on the way to work
lately. She must be out of town or something"
Bob: "yeah, or maybe
she got fired, bro"