Defined as a female breast with a full-sized penis in place of a nipple. Although mozers are generally attached
to the female body, they can be found dismembered in various places, including
tents and alleyways. After
2 days, such mozers sprout legs
and run blindly into solid objects such as walls.
It is believed that mozers originated
from the former Banana Republic of Mozermbique, now known as Mozambique.
Notable celebrities who have had mozers include Laura Gowers, Sarah Jessica-Parker and Denise
1: Dayum nigga
you got a huge ass
2: Suck my motherfuckin' mozers biyatch
David Attenborough: And here, we see the elusive Kiwi Bird
making it's nest... Oh shit, that's just a furry mozer.
Barbara Windsor: Get outta my mozers!
McFadden: What the bloody hell are you shouting about? Denise ain't here, she's been
kidnapped by Lucas for fucks sake.