A rapidly growing phenomena where a guitar in a public place inexplicably
ignites, destroying the instrument and often
severely injuring the person holding it.
Most theorists agree that it is a karmic occurrence, brought about by the disruption
in the universe, by a growth in the crust punk
trend, specifically in the American Midwest.
Guitars tend to explode at a high enough temperature to ignite dirty
clothing and greasy hair, so it is typical for the person holding to guitar to catch fire as well. Not surprisingly, there has never been
an incident recorded where someone has tried to extinguish a victim of SGC, though many
have admitted to thanking God after witnessing the miracle.Researchers
trying to establish a cause-and-effect
relationship between SGC and the Mayan prediction of the 2012 apocalypse. Nostradamus' prediction has already been
connected when astronomers discovered a constellation depicting SCG, perfectly situated with the predicted alignment of the planets on the day of the Rapture.
The majority of recorded cases
have occurred in coffee shops, to victims who have been
described as crust punk
, gutter punk
, and hippy