1. dog who becomes crashing into
things such as walls
or doors while being chasing flashlights.
2. Loud as fuck.
3. jumps like a black man.
4. dog that pisses off cats
untill he is mauled by them
1. "that max the dog broke through his second door today, oh wait, third."
2. "that system of a down music
was max the dog in hot topic store"
bolth my ears and my anus started to bleed"
3. "oh here he goes, he's going
"yo he just pulled
a max the dog and jumped 6 feet 7inches in the air"
4."im sorry we couldn't save your dog ma'm he just pissed off that cat a little too much"