Get that 4 Loko out of my face before we all get different and rob a liquor store.
1. memory wipe
2. found wandering
4. no conequences
See: bitch friend / annoying girlfriend / wuss
The equivalent to a horse kicking you in the face, after two cans. If you can get past the first one without vomiting all over your girlfriend's tits, the second one will have you blacking out, crying for the mercy of death as you go around in circles around a lightpost in the middle of the highway and screaming about Fidel Castro and how he likes to fuck children in the ass.
Three cans is considered suicide in Arizona, Oklahoma, Florida, New York, and Texas.
Sure, let me get a tourniquette and write out my will first.
Yo! I bought some 4 lokos, can I pass by?
Do you have a rifle at standby, with tranquilizer darts?
Shit, no; let me go get it first.
One can costs only about 3 dollars yet has as much alcohol as a bottle of wine and more caffeine than a monster, causing severe inebriation combined with excessive amounts of energy. A perfect beverage for someone looking to get incredibly fucked up, while also fucking shit up. Not to be consumed by retarded freshmen, underweight asians, or girlfriends, as all will end up puking their brains out and being insufferably retarded and annoying for the remainder of the night.
Guy #2: "Oh yeah? I drank four 4 Lokos, blacked out, jumped off the roof into a swimming pool, fucked my friend's girlfriend, took a shit on SAE's lawn and put my head through a wall before I passed out in the parking lot's elevator."
Guy #1: "Damn, I wish I had gone loko last night..."
Guy #2: "So loko, bro!"