"Omg yes!!!! 5 Seconds Of Summer is like the best band ever! Luke is sooo........."
They continue to fangirl till they die.
"5SOS MAKES ME WANT TO DIE"
P2: pls step away from me m'am
P1: you know, 5 Seconds of Summer, but the real fans call them 5 es oh es ;))))
P2: pls no pls you don't like them pls ur fake pls
To claim this is not a boy band because "they play instruments" is just a way for their "fans" to justify their infatuation with another group of attractive boys.
The real reason for the band's popularity lies in their ability to be good looking and create generic pop hooks. Just like every boy band, ever.
5 seconds of summer? More like 5 seconds of suck.