Sorry Mr. Smith but my daughter hasn't done her homework this week because she received a letter from ACS Law threatening to ruin her life.
Gavin, how are those idiots at ACS Law still practicing? Surely they're banned from the UK by now?
RealLawyer: You sound like you're practicing for ACS Law, you utter simpleton.
ACS Law is (soon to be 'was') a law firm specialising in indiscriminately sending threatening emails to people they believe to be illegal file sharers. Although their most noted case prior to 2009 was the defence of a British national accused of public indecency in Dubai, they are better known for noobing up their security and having their internal emails leaked.