"Hey whats up?"
"Did you watch the superbowl?"
"Yea it was Oooo look a bird! I haven't seen one of thoes for like five minutes!"
That guy has ADOS.
A person who has suck a high degree of ADD or ADHD that they are distracted by the most meaningless of objects
Tim: Oh man, I'm sorry to hear abou... oh look a penny
Jim: Wow dude, you have total ADOS
Similar to ADD, A.D.O.S is triggered by the individual in question abruptly stopping any activity or conversation at the sight of a squirrel.
Girlfriend - "I really don't ca..OH, SQUIRREL!"
(Sporadic dancing, babbling, and sparkling eyes)
Boyfriend - "We're going to get you checked for A.D.O.S before we do anything else."
(Continued dancing, babbling, and sparkling eyes)