Some jive ass internet from
the 90's, back when clowns
were rockin 2 phone
lines to use the world wide web instead stealing that
their dumbass neighbor that
can't seem to figure out how to put a password
on their shit. Unfortunately, some zip lock bags still use this
shit for on-line gaming and ruin your entire experience, forcing you to call them out on their weak ass game and excuse for an internet.
Guy 1: I was balling out on some fifa until this guys
connection went all AOL 4.0 on me
Guy 2: Shiiiiit, did LosDicenme24
Guy 1: Yeah what a briar.
Guy 2: Man if I wasn't holding down
Jacky's fine wine and spirits, I would have
taken that jive ass zip lock bag down
at least 2-3 pegs.