legend tells of the ancient king of the wealthiest and strongest Nigerian tribe of all, the Ikengozieze, who possessed insurmountable wisdom and a penis that could elongate to lengths as far as the eyes could see to fight the giraffes that invaded Africa.
It is said that King Abi would be reincarnated as another Nigerian child of the same name to be born in the late 20th century...He is the chosen one that will rid Africa of AIDS and bring her people to the promised land...however the whereabouts of such a magnanimous individual are not known...yet.
Usually applied to Irish-Americans who display excessive degrees of enthusiasm in
*institutions dominated by other A.B.I.
*the influences other A.B.I. have had in American culture. .
In the tradition of the AZN and Italian-American Guidos, A.B.I. are definitely an Americanized social identity, but can still be considered “Irish” when compared to the rest of America. The working-class neighborhoods of Boston are probably the most renowned A.B.I. strongholds, but similar types of A.B.I. can be found throughout the United States.
They are stereotyped (truthfully, a lot of the time, ) as:
1) ignorant of Ireland’s actual history
7) IRA supporters
8) Cops (or, ironically, resentful of cops)
Citizen of Ireland: You aren’t Irish.
A.B.I.: You’re right, I’m better. I’m Irish-American.
Citizen of Ireland: No, you’re just American.
A.B.I.: No, I’m better. I’m Irish-American.
Citizen of Ireland: Are you retarded? You’re not an Irish! You’re just an American poser!
A.B.I.: You’re not Irish!!! (breakis a bottle over the Irish citizen’s head, and runs away crying)