While eating out a female with a bush of pubes, place silly glue on the chin line from ear to ear, then commence the muff-diving, when finished pull with force and claim your new bear of pubes, (optional, place top hat on top of head)
I met this girl at the bar
good thing i had my silly glue next to my bed that night,
because i totally "Abraham Lincunted" that girl
hence my new beard.