2. "Oh look at that girl's facial hair, bet she gives a great Abraham Lincoln."
The Republican president that the GOP mistakenly holds up as a conservative hero. They seem to forget that Lincoln would have been considered a progressive in his time, not a conservative.
"Lincoln was a progressive, numbnuts."
"Well you certainly paid fine tribute to the man who saved the world from the dark plague of vampires. Abraham Lincoln you sun of a gun."
(Amy looks up)
Amy: Abraham Lincoln!
Max: Oh, thank god!