An NPC in the Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion game. He is easily recognized by his creepy smile and pointy hair. He follows you around if you win the Arena, and everyone enjoys giving him a painfuldeath (look up on Youtube)
You: "Wait here"
Adoring Fan: "Here? Right here? What about, say... over there? No? Right here? All right then, you're the Grand Champion! Whatever you say!"