2) common STD, though uncommonly admitted, where one's urine comes out in a pink, milky jet-stream followed by a raging headache and the urge to #Twerk like Adalia Rose. In rare occurences the testes take shape of a bleached raisin.
2) Alan- "Dude, I wanna twerk so bad... and my pee has been spewing out like expired pink lemonade lately"
Bree- "Sounds like alanitus... I caught that back when I was in jail for teabagging that paralyzed midget. You should see a doctor"