A guy who rolls with
the punches and laughs at himself before he laughs at others is an Albert. An Albert is one of the most thoughtful, kind, sexy human beings on earth. Most Alberts
serve their country and give selfishly, not expecting
anything in return. In addition, Alberts
are fun, smart, incredibly hot and are great with
animals (especially monkeys). There should
be more Alberts
in the world. To know an Albert is to love an Albert, so those with
something bad to say, haven't met a true one yet.
"Man, that guy is the nicest guy on earth, and the way he helps others
with grace, humility and all out sexiness?...He's gotta be an Albert!".