Two people line up their assholes and then shit. The turds are the lances. 1 point for breaking the other guys lance. 5 point if you lance goes into the other guys asshole.
Thoust fuck'd me o''r and thith'r is only one way to settleth things. I challengeth thou to an Anal Jousting!
Moogley and Scooter got tired of rock paper scissor so they tried Anal Jousting. Moogley won when he got his shit log inside of Scooter's asshole.