N) 1 a: The state of an ass after it has been hemmed to remove excessive length. This is a highly desirable type
for a woman who owns an ass that is elongated through either some natural or unnatural phenomenon. These phenomenons might include, but are in no means limited to multiple violent childbirth, a long
in the Southern United States, biological
damage due to the wanton
consumption of overly fatty
foods, and long term
exposure to an architecture office.
1. (a) That blonde chick from next
door is tall, but, not in a good
way, she’ll be hot after
her ass hemmed.
2. (a) Dude, you had better be careful, you keep letting the architects stress you out and you are going to rip your ass hem.