A professional in the entertainment industry that specializes in Ass-clownery. The professional typically makes gags and jokes by touching, licking, or otherwise manipulating his/her anus or the anus of others'.

Due to a law requiring anal-douching (mandated by OSHA,) much of the scatological humor was removed and the art lost mass appeal by the early 2,000's.

Many of these professionals are now homeless, turning their stinky tricks on the unsuspecting few who happen to pass by their cardboard huts, or who accidentally wander into a Assclown-Browntown.
Bob: "Did you see that Assclown? He pulled out his hemorrhoids, inflated them and then twisted them into animal balloons!"

Tom: "Those weren't hemorrhoids; it was obviously just a plain old prolapsed anus."

Bob: "You're such an effing Assclown, Tom..."
автор: Loin Slapper 21 августа 2013
At the circus the least talented performers are put inside the animal costumes. The horse costume requires 2 men. The circus owner determines which of the 2 stupid people is the absolute stupidest person and he is put at the rear. That guy is too stupid to find his own way around and so he's put in a job where all he has to do is hold onto other guy and follow him around.
Boss: How did the new worker do laying sods?

Employee: That guy is so stupid that I had to keep telling him it was green side up.

Boss: Shesh! What an Ass Clown!
автор: PurpleSwamper 15 июня 2013
A person who intentionally makes themselves appear to look as though they were fun people by doing dumb and exciting, but in reality have low intelligence and no friends.
Zach Richer is such a fucking assclown.
автор: King Crab. 2 марта 2011
One, who on a date, gets drunk and wraps up himself in a sheet in the back of his vehicle.
Jim was a total assclown last night when he passed out wrapped up in a sheet like a burrito.
автор: Sharon Rae J. 21 декабря 2009
A person totally consumed by his/her own humor, which is only also visable to complete assholes
Jim really thinks he is funny? He is such an ass clown!
автор: Ed46 6 сентября 2006
Assclown is a common synonym used in place for "Presidential Candidate," regardless of political affiliations.
"So it is either Trump or Hillary this year. Why do the parties insist on giving us the two worst assclowns to vote for?"

"Time to go pick an assclown for President. Wish us luck for another four years."
автор: ArmyVet 4 сентября 2016
A jerk of a politician who constantly spams you with e-mail begging for money even though he is worth 93 million dollars. A politician who divorces his wife and then refuses to support her and his children even though he is worth 93 million dollars.
Alan Grayson is an ass clown.
автор: GrooviGirl 27 августа 2015
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