Undocumented medical condition resulting in chronic
foul breath. The stinch resembling that of one who's consumed an extra large shit sandwich
. Not to be confused
with the garden variety halitosis
, assititus has the ability to literally
steal your breath away, peel the paint off of walls, and to cling to anyone within talking
distance of the sufferer.
Offering a sufferer of assititus a breath mint,Tic-Tac
, or gum to subdue the offensive
smell is useless
, as the result is similar to spraying airfreshner after taking a healthy dump, your left now with the scent of shitty roses or shitty pines...still shitty none the less.
Listerine couldn't put a dent in what's ailing his mouth, he's got a case of assititus.