Undocumented medical condition resulting in chronic foul breath. The stinch resembling
that of one who's consumed
an extra large shit sandwich
. Not to be confused with the garden
variety halitosis, assititus has the ability to literally steal your breath away, peel the paint off of walls, and to cling to anyone
within talking distance
of the sufferer.
Offering a sufferer of assititus a breath mint,Tic-Tac
, or gum to subdue the offensive smell is useless, as the result is similar to spraying airfreshner after
taking a healthy dump, your left now with
the scent of shitty roses
or shitty pines...still shitty none
Listerine couldn't put a dent in what's ailing
his mouth, he's got a case of assititus.