"Don't worry I'll be gentle"
-Still No Response-
"Oh you don't want me to...well then get ready for all your dreams to come true"
-If you haven't figured it out yet he is talking to his car and is suffering from autophilia.
2. The act of inserting the male penis into the orifices of an automobile.
3. The act of inserting automobile parts or automobile tools, such as a wrench, into the female vagina.
Bob: You autophiliac!!!
2. Billy Joe: Oh! (shoves penis into rusty tailpipe) I love you so much you dirty, dirty dirt-bike.
3. Mary: Ooooooo. Your so big Lambo!
Lambo: -no response-
Mary: Oh yah! Harder!