The difference, however, is one is made as the result of unicorns firing magical lasers into the sun, which, in turn, refracts a fire-rainbow onto the moon, where it is then collected by space chinchillas, packaged in crystal jars made from orphan tears, and sent in a rocket back to Earth.
The other you just buy from your local Jimmy.
That's not even CLOSE to Awesome Sauce, biddy, WHAT WRONG WIT YOU?
Jenni: That's ok, I left a huge puddle of awesome sauce on your side of the bed.
It is rumored that the atomic bombs used on Hiroshima and Nagasaki used Awesome Sauce, when they exploded the release of so much awesome is what destroyed both cities and the residual awesomness is still having an effect on the nation today. Another rumor states that every god in existance obtained their power by consuming awesome sauce, the reason they were worshiped, but over time the power of the sauce wore off and the religion quickly fell apart shortly after. It is beleived that when one partakes of awesome sauce, they can impregnate a thousand virgins through nothing more than looking at them, a power rumored to be posessed by many rock and metal artists.
In recent years though individuals who are short-sighted have begun to use awesome sauce to describe event in their lives that either A) nobody cares about but them or B) are no more awesome than mindblowing in nature, a level that is several tiers below that of awesome sauce, and therefore undeserving of the title.
Ozzfest is awesome sauce
Least I Could Do is made from awesome sauce