A small town in Maryland that everyone mistakes as a 'hick' town, when
really, it's not 'hick' at all. No one knows where
Burtonsville is unless they
live there. Burtonsville is the home of the Dutch Market that is flooded
with old people from Thursday-Saturday, so don't even try to go in that shopping center. There is a local car show every morning at the Dunkin' Donuts. Nothing happens in Burtonsville. All the kids in Burtonsville have to go to Columbia or Rockville or Bethesda
to find stuff
Kid 1: Hey, where do you live?
Kid 2: B-ville, hahaha, represent!
Kid 1: B-ville?
Kid 2: Yeah, Burtonsville... you know, by Spencerville?