Nancii gave me the best bj I've ever had.
PS. Not something to beat your boyfriend for.
Bill: txting u!
Mary: wat else?
Bill: having a bj!
Mary: and texting me? thats talent...
Mary later cries herself to sleep because she thought the object of her affection, Bill, was getting a blowjob from another girl. In actuality, Bill was merely sipping on some tasty Booster Juice alone.