"Hell...it isn't all that bad"
it offers many exciting brochures such as Crucify your family and scare the shit into your parents.
Phone Number 666 6666 6666666 7 66666 Klondike 6666
when you get through ask for Senior representitive Lucifer then ask him to speak to his superior Kieron Glen.
Lots of years are spent eating, drinking and getting laid in Bad FallingBostel. The only major problem being a high amount of lawyers....suspiciously.
"My Gran lives their"
"so does Margret Thatcher and Bill clinton"
"oh lots of fun"