Kid: You need to increase your Baller Status. Try being with Beth, she increases all Baller Statuses.
New Kid: Oh, okay!
You're clothes have to all fit appropriately, and you must spritz yourself with cologne at least every 60 minutes.
Unless you are smoking weed, in which case you should immediately spritz after you've roached the fatty blunt. And you have to flirt with every girl you talk to, with out meaning to.