1) David Dickinson, and Tim Wonnacott- those dicks
from the TV show, Bargain
Hunt. The fact that they
are the king twats of daytime television, and that they
presents a show called Bargain
Hunt earns them each the title "Bargain
2) A cheap hooker- probably all the cheaper because she has syphillis.
1) "Urgh, change the channel to Fern
and Phillip, those Bargain Cunts make me angry
with their ridiculous "fun frame" glasses"
2) "So the GUM clinic called and said I have
herpes. I knew I shouldn't have
settled for Bargain Cunt"